Over the last week we’ve been soliciting the worst of the worst SEO-themed chat-up lines via Twitter, in order to give away two platinum tickets to SES London 2014, one of the leading annual events in the Search and Social calendar.
So, without further ado, the winners are… *drum roll*
This suggestive number from Shelli Walsh…
@VerveSearch "Hey Girl, every time I look at you my page rank goes up" #HeartSESLondon
— shelli walsh (@shellshockuk) January 31, 2014
And this delightful gem from Beccy Weeks…
"Hey @VerveSearch Once you go black hat you never go back" #HeartSESLondon
— BeccyWeeks (@BeccyWeeks) January 30, 2014
To the rest of you, while we’re mostly flattered by your chat-up lines, we really don’t think of you in that way. However, there is still time for you to book your place at this year’s conference. For more information, head to SES’s Rates & Registration Details page.